Mini-Round Up

New Zealand, to highly trained nurse: "No Fatties": http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5245555/Nurse-told-shes-too-fat-to-move-to-New-Zealand.html

Ok, but what's your fat name?: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1175216/Whats-fat-age-Celebrities-bodies-test-fascinating-results.html

New Hotness: Curling up and reading a book by the warm glow of your dog: http://www.ktla.com/landing_mostinteresting/?Scientists-Create-Puppies-that-Glow-in-t=1&blockID=278985&feedID=1080

A Short Morning Round-Up

The UK's entry in the equine moustache invitational 2009: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5226950/Moustachioed-horse-evades-barbers.html

Your Prius hates you: http://www.seattleweekly.com/2009-04-22/news/the-flip-side-of-the-perfect-prius/

A new face every 24 hours: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/article2397001.ece

News Items, Title Courtesy of Levi Johnston:"You know, she says she [didn't] know. But I don't know. I think she'd probably know, you know?"

It Begins, Chapter 2: http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/04/22/missing.virus.sample/index.html

I think they got this idea from an episode of South Park: http://minnesota.publicradio.org/collections/special/columns/loophole/archive/2009/04/to_catch_a_pr-_strike_that_to.shtml

Only because I have a special place in my heart for the kids who strapped theirs to the back of their bikes and played music unrecognizable through ruined speakers through our neighborhood:
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=103363836


Speaking of bikes: http://www.seattlepi.com/local/405429_jonessoda22.html

News Roundup, Special Title Edition: "When asked how you prevent such crimes, Gelles said you can't."

Inland Empire Skinhead Goodness: http://www.sbsun.com/business/ci_12186447

Direct From the Virgin-Whore Complex: http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN1654810320090420?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=69

Sugar & shredded wheat won't make me a genius? Riddle my body with bullets, why don't you:
http://consumerist.com/5221576/kellogg-agrees-to-tone-down-frosted-mini+wheats-are-brain-food-nonsense

It Begins: http://www.ktla.com/landing_news/?2-Children-Infected-with-Rare-Form-of-Sw=1&blockID=272309&feedID=171


Lol Cat Video of the Day, to repair an infected soul: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkHBuh21AMg&feature=player_embedded

News Roundup, Morning Edition

Snarky... madhttp://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,25337683-5006003,00.html


If the Gays could marry, it might threaten magic like this:http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2009/apr/19/honeymoon-topped-off-by-a-4-inch-beard/?woot


Oscar not included: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2386052.ece


Mmmm, sacrelicious: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2385509.ece

News Item Rodeo, 04/08

Winner, Creepy News Item of the Day, 8 April 2009:
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/D/DEAD_SON_SPERM?SITE=AP


"Hey, wouldn't it be fun to shoot horses with big hair?"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1168459/Pictured-The-hilarious-utterly-pointless-horses-hair-extensions.html


Life-Bucket:
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25307008-1242,00.html


"Not appropriate for sale" (yes, this is from Florida)
http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/apr/07/071941/chia-obama-pulled-tampas-walgreens/


"Legal Battle Destroyed Father-Daughter Relationship":
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/montreal/story/2009/04/07/mtl-quebecgirl-sues-dad-0407.html


Um.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/health/health/article2367218.ece


The Sun's Version of the "Ultimate LA Getaway" for you and your best mate:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/fun/competitions/article2351943.ece

News Roundup, Morning Edition

Death by natural causes, I mean, by police baton to the back of the head, G-20 special:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/apr/07/video-g20-police-assault


So many things wrong with this:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7984436.stm


Fail: Swedish Police
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25302693-421,00.html


So many things right with this, including bonus dirty keyboard photo:
http://coloradoindependent.com/25840/focus-on-the-family-narrator-charged-with-luring-teenage-girl-for-sex-on-net


Megamouths are Megadelicious. Apparently: http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/A/AS_PHILIPPINES_RARE_SHARK?SITE=AP

Segways are "niche form of transportation"?
http://news.cnet.com/8301-11128_3-10213863-54.html

lol cat video of the day:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/04/07/funny-pictures-video-cat-ambush/